Hello all,
Guess what? I won the ActSwansea Play off final for December! Made it Ma, top of the world!!!
Oh, ad I've had an entry accepted into the Sherman's Script Slam. Boy, when it rains, does it pour!
Does it pour?
Monday 15 December 2008
Monday 17 November 2008
Monday 27 October 2008
The Unbearable Lightness of Helium
Hiya chuckies!
Been a few days, thought I'd update the ol' blog, don'cha know!
'So what you been a'doin' matey-boy?' I hear you all cry, my blog being popular and all, and the old civil service answer is: as little as possible.
I gave this answer to Frankie Boyle at the Princess Royal last week, as a feed line without trying to be funny and he just looked at me & said "Being a comedian's not so f***ing easy, is it?"
I thought "Ooh! get her!" but I left it at that.
(Later when he left the theatre I kicked the sh*t outta him! F***ing Glaswegian ginga speccy freak!)
I hate work. Nuff said really.
So what you been up to then?
Been a few days, thought I'd update the ol' blog, don'cha know!
'So what you been a'doin' matey-boy?' I hear you all cry, my blog being popular and all, and the old civil service answer is: as little as possible.
I gave this answer to Frankie Boyle at the Princess Royal last week, as a feed line without trying to be funny and he just looked at me & said "Being a comedian's not so f***ing easy, is it?"
I thought "Ooh! get her!" but I left it at that.
(Later when he left the theatre I kicked the sh*t outta him! F***ing Glaswegian ginga speccy freak!)
I hate work. Nuff said really.
So what you been up to then?
Thursday 23 October 2008
Hiya!
As we speak I am applying final touches to my entry in the final of the ActSwansea Play Offs on Dec 3rd. at the Dylan Thomas Centre. This is the contest that Dave Melkevik won last year and I'd really like to win it simply because the cast deserve some notice. And yeah, ego plays a part, but when this won it's heat what I thought about most was not "what a great play!" but more "what a great cast!"
One actor was so hyped up by the performance that she said to me later in the dressing room (before we'd won) "I hope I get to do that play again!" and I was just so freaked out that it had had that affect on someone.
So come along if you wanna see it. It's a work of pure guinness!
Wed Dec 3rd 7.30 at the DTC.
As we speak I am applying final touches to my entry in the final of the ActSwansea Play Offs on Dec 3rd. at the Dylan Thomas Centre. This is the contest that Dave Melkevik won last year and I'd really like to win it simply because the cast deserve some notice. And yeah, ego plays a part, but when this won it's heat what I thought about most was not "what a great play!" but more "what a great cast!"
One actor was so hyped up by the performance that she said to me later in the dressing room (before we'd won) "I hope I get to do that play again!" and I was just so freaked out that it had had that affect on someone.
So come along if you wanna see it. It's a work of pure guinness!
Wed Dec 3rd 7.30 at the DTC.
Wednesday 15 October 2008
Welcome Filmshedders!
Hiya guys!
Pull up a chair, sit down, take the weight off your feet. Now then, what's appertaining?
Pull up a chair, sit down, take the weight off your feet. Now then, what's appertaining?
Friday 19 September 2008
Apathy? I couldn't care less.
Saw Newsnight last night and they had that American pollster with his focus group. First off, why are we giving our pollster jobs away? don't we have any BRITISH pollsters? How long before we export all the pollster jobs to India???
Ranting aside, he put them thru their paces & came up with two amazing facts: Firstly, they all preferred Clegg (Lib Dem) as a Prime Minister, and secondly, almost none of them would vote Lib Dem in the next election???
What the f*** is wrong with people? How can they be so disengaged with the best political system (democracy) we've come up with in 10,000 years of trying? What have our ancestors fought and bled and died for?
Everyone wants to moan and blame, which is our (only) birth right as Britons, but if you don't like something then change it!
The most depressing part was the final question, whether life'll be better or worse in a year's time. Nearly 99% said worse. Good job they ain't living in the Sudan I reckon.
Let me introduce you right now to the Laws of the Badger:
Law No. 1 - If you are currently alive, you are ahead of the game.
Law No. 2 - To complain about something means you are lucky enough to be in a country where you CAN complain.
More to follow. Be seeing you!
Ranting aside, he put them thru their paces & came up with two amazing facts: Firstly, they all preferred Clegg (Lib Dem) as a Prime Minister, and secondly, almost none of them would vote Lib Dem in the next election???
What the f*** is wrong with people? How can they be so disengaged with the best political system (democracy) we've come up with in 10,000 years of trying? What have our ancestors fought and bled and died for?
Everyone wants to moan and blame, which is our (only) birth right as Britons, but if you don't like something then change it!
The most depressing part was the final question, whether life'll be better or worse in a year's time. Nearly 99% said worse. Good job they ain't living in the Sudan I reckon.
Let me introduce you right now to the Laws of the Badger:
Law No. 1 - If you are currently alive, you are ahead of the game.
Law No. 2 - To complain about something means you are lucky enough to be in a country where you CAN complain.
More to follow. Be seeing you!
Tuesday 16 September 2008
Things are continuing..........
People are scum sometimes, ain't they? Take Nazis, for instance, you can't trust them an inch, lemme tell you. You order some double-glazing and those bastards are off somewhere either committing genocide or invading a country. Or both!
What's the goverment going to do about it, that's what I'd like to know?
People are scum sometimes, ain't they? Take Nazis, for instance, you can't trust them an inch, lemme tell you. You order some double-glazing and those bastards are off somewhere either committing genocide or invading a country. Or both!
What's the goverment going to do about it, that's what I'd like to know?
Wednesday 25 June 2008
A-ha haaarrrr! You poor fool, you have accessed my blog by mistake, thinking that it was going to be somehow interesting and funny, well, you will pay for your mistake!!!
UNLEASH THE KILLER PENGUINS!!!
...Err....sorry, this handle seems to be stuck. Oh well, now that you're here, and while we're waiting for the penguins, would you like a cup of tea?
I've never actually 'done' a blog before, this is my first time. You will be gentle, won't you? Do you love me?
UNLEASH THE KILLER PENGUINS!!!
...Err....sorry, this handle seems to be stuck. Oh well, now that you're here, and while we're waiting for the penguins, would you like a cup of tea?
I've never actually 'done' a blog before, this is my first time. You will be gentle, won't you? Do you love me?
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