A-ha haaarrrr! You poor fool, you have accessed my blog by mistake, thinking that it was going to be somehow interesting and funny, well, you will pay for your mistake!!!

UNLEASH THE KILLER PENGUINS!!!

...Err....sorry, this handle seems to be stuck. Oh well, now that you're here, and while we're waiting for the penguins, would you like a cup of tea?

I've never actually 'done' a blog before, this is my first time. You will be gentle, won't you? Do you love me?